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With the recent arrests, we're in the lead for something called the "Fulmer Cup" on national blog Every Day Should Be Saturday. Five points for the five charges the three wisemen collected early Monday morning. Hooray for press!
As much as I shouldn't be laughing because at this point Iowa football players getting in trouble is anything but funny. But, this article was hilarious.
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Police said Derby had a blood-alcohol level between .207 and .211 percent.
That’s called “Finnish Cruising Altitude,” and if you haven’t been there lately, it’s the kind of drunk that makes pants disappear, wraps cars around telephone poles, and has you waking up in Corsica when you began the night in Paris. T-Pain got that drunk once, and now his voice sounds that way all the time no matter what he says or does. It’s that serious. "
^^ Literally had me laughing out loud. Thanks for the link.
Oh, and here's to hoping we don't win any more Fulmer Cups in the near future.
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